A to Z Challenge: Neutron Pea

This post is part of the April A-Z Blogging Challenge. This year my theme is simply, "things I know." Some posts will be informational, some about life lessons, some about things I've learned as an author/blogger.

neu·tron pea
/ˈn(y)o͞oträn pē/
1. That one pea in the TV dinner that is still frozen even after the rest of the dinner has been microwaved beyond all recognition.
"Aw man, I just broke a tooth on the dang neutron pea in my soup!"

Another made up word for you, to help with the mid-alphabet slump!

How's it going? Anybody found someone cool through A-Z?